I Don't C#

Once you start to really get CS, these memes/jokes/terminology may become more obvious to you.

  • The child is not responding. Kill it.
  • Constant variable.
  • You are in a detached HEAD state. #git
  • In Computer Programming: Arguments are passed and Comments are made to make things clear. In Real Life: Comments are passed and Arguments are made to make things clear.
  • Q: "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?" A: Inheritance
  • What's the opposite of push? Pop.

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  • A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, "I know, I'll solve it recursively!" and so a programmer had a problem.
  • A programmer has a problem, and thinks "I know, I'll use floating point!" Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
  • A programmer had a problem. He thought "I know, I'll create an API". Now everybody has a problem.

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